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Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
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“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
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# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.
Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P
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1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye
hahahah....
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Ek Pathan job k Liye Form Fill kr Raha Tha,
Form mein eik Option tha k Aap ka Star Kya Hai?
Pathan ki samjh me Nahi Aaya
Usne kisi aur k Form main Dekha.
Us ne Apny star ki Option me Cancer likha huwa Tha.
Pathan ne kuch Socha,
Phir Apny Form Per Bawaseer Likh Dia. :-)
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Pathan Pilot Kamyabi K Baad Apna Jahaaz Land Kernay Pe Bohat Khush Hua..
Nichay Utarnay Pe Staff Ne Usay Hatho Hath Lia Or Airman Uski Wardi Utarnay Me Help Karnay Lagay..
Pathan (Fakhar Se):
Aaj Main Ne India K 4 Jahaaz, 2 Helicopter Or 1 Aabdoz Ko Mara Hai..
Airman:
Wo Sub To Theek Hai Lekin Sir G Ap Ne 1 Ghalti Ker Di Hai..
Pathan:
Kon C Ghalti?
Airman:
Bas Ap Isi Khushi Me India He Land Kar Gaye Hain..=P:-D
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# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
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Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
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Peshawar Ki Police Ka Bhi Jawab Nahi Hai
1 Pathan Talaab Main Naha Raha Tha
Police Wala Kehta Hai
Chal Ooye Bahar Aa Kar Kapry Pehan
Teri Talashi Leni Hai.:
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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara, Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara. PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge, Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
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Pathan K Ghar Guest Aa Gaye...
Maa Ne Kaha:
Jao Baita Ja K Mehmanon K Lie Kuch Ley K Aao
Pathan Bahar Gaya Or....
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,
,
Rikshaw Le Aya.:-)
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Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.
PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,
Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
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# Ek Pathan Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha
"Urr Ja..."
Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat
Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..=P:-)
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..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!
Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
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# Bhikari Pathan Sy!
Mujhy Khaany Ko Kuch Mill Sakta Hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha Lo Gy?
bhikari: G Han Bilkul.
Pathan: Acha To Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana... ;->
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